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Yogi Berra’s Top 10 (Hypothetical) Tweets

January 11, 2013
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A lithograph including some of Yogi's best quotes (Frank Galasso)

A lithograph including some of Yogi’s best quotes (Frank Galasso)

Today the Yes Network launched a campaign to bring Yogi Berra‘s wit and wisdom to Twitter, using the hashtag #EmbracetheBirdYogi.

That got me thinking, what if Yogi used Twitter to share some of his most iconic phrases?  Here are some of Yogi’s best-loved quotes, with a slight alteration.

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#10 | “You should always tweet about other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t tweet about yours.”

#9 | “So I’m ugly.  I never saw anyone tweet with his face.”

#8 | “If people don’t want to join Twitter, how are you going to stop them?”

#7 | “How can you think and tweet at the same time?”

#6 | “All pitchers on Twitter are liars and crybabies.”

#5 | “Never answer an anonymous tweet.”

#4 | “It ain’t over ’til you’ve hit 140 characters.”

#3 | “I didn’t really tweet everything I tweeted.”

#2 | “90% of Twitter is mental and the other half is physical.”

#1 | “Every time someone retweets me it’s like deja vu all over again!”

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  1. Michael permalink
    January 25, 2013 6:43 PM

    LOL

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