Yogi Berra’s Top 10 (Hypothetical) Tweets
A lithograph including some of Yogi’s best quotes (Frank Galasso)
Today the Yes Network launched a campaign to bring Yogi Berra‘s wit and wisdom to Twitter, using the hashtag #EmbracetheBirdYogi.
That got me thinking, what if Yogi used Twitter to share some of his most iconic phrases? Here are some of Yogi’s best-loved quotes, with a slight alteration.
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#10 | “You should always tweet about other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t tweet about yours.”
#9 | “So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone tweet with his face.”
#8 | “If people don’t want to join Twitter, how are you going to stop them?”
#7 | “How can you think and tweet at the same time?”
#6 | “All pitchers on Twitter are liars and crybabies.”
#5 | “Never answer an anonymous tweet.”
#4 | “It ain’t over ’til you’ve hit 140 characters.”
#3 | “I didn’t really tweet everything I tweeted.”
#2 | “90% of Twitter is mental and the other half is physical.”
#1 | “Every time someone retweets me it’s like deja vu all over again!”
LOL